For the Love of Temperance (The Adventures of Ichabod Temperance Book 3) by Ichabod Temperance

Author:Ichabod Temperance [Temperance, Ichabod]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: GoldenBear Creative Works
Published: 2013-12-04T07:00:00+00:00

Chapter Nine · A Mission Scarcely Possible!

The Boston Bean

U.S. CAPITAL IS LOST TO ALIEN INVADERS!

By Miss M. Prudence Willingness.

America tearfully cancels her Independence Day celebrations as Washington D.C. falls to our un-Worldly foes. Despite the stalwart defense mounted by our brave Military, our inhuman enemies have taken our fairest city. America mourns the tragic loss of our Capital, Washington D.C.

Picnics are still considered okay to attend, but fireworks might be thought to be in bad taste at this trying time in our nation’s history.

In a refreshing realization of how people conduct themselves, our civil defense authorities have a brilliant plan for getting the millions of people that are now potentially the dinner for our bloodthirsty enemies out of harm’s way. The populace of the NorthEast United States is recommended to panic. Orderly evacuations are far too slow. Too often these tedious demonstrations of our populace’s tendency to allow their easily guided throngs to end up slowing from a brisk walk to a slower gait. Then, a listless shuffle. Eventually, you have barely any movement at all. Officials believe that madcap pandemonium is probably the sensible course of behaviour at the time. Leading by example, our municipalities’ mayors, councilmen, and every other public official have already tried to get a jump on things and get out of danger’s path ahead of the unwashed public. Citizens are encouraged to scream and wave their hands in the air, as this will often hurry the people in front along.

Your refusal to cooperate is appreciated.

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